Wednesday, February 19, 2020

Tuesday, February 18, 2020

SiRen - Movie Review



All I See are a Bunch of Beta Males Acting in this Movie.
Specially that Dude that Got Fucked in a Ass.
If There's a Lock on the Door, There's a Reason Why it's There.
A B-Movie at its Best.
Not Bad for a Movie with a $300K Budget.

2/3 Stars - Netflix

The Invitation - Movie Review



Well, too many Unnecessary Scenes.
Next time, Just Get to the Point.
Should've Just Went Home Before Dinner.
If You Feel that there's Something Wrong, Just Trust your Gut Feeling.

2/5 Stars - Netflix

Polaroid - Movie Review



Okay, Alright I Think This is Inspired by Another Movie.
I Feel like I've Already Watched Something like this Before.
So, Therefore I Would like to Conclude that this Movie is Unoriginal.

2/5 Stars - Netflix

Day of the Dead: Bloodline - Movie Review



So, a Zombie can Run and Climb Now? FOH
There's so Many Wrongs in this Movie.
Dude Turned into a Zombie and Can Hop Under a Humvee? FOH
Dude Turned into a Zombie and Can Track Someone Through Their Smell? FOH
Dude Turned into a Zombie and Can Steal a Key from a Soldier and Uncuff Himself? FOH
So Many Wrongs, the Viewers Deserve an Apology.

1/5 Stars - Netflix

Sunday, February 9, 2020

Cut Bank - Movie Review



Okay, Alright This Movie Took Me for a Loop.
For some of Us Humans, it can get Boring Living in a Small Town.
Being Creative is a Good Thing, but Not when People Starts Dying.
You have a few Legends in this Movie for the likes of: John Malkovich, Bruce Dern, and Billy Bob Thornton Really Played their Part.
Michael Stuhlbarg is an Honorable Mention for Playing the Bad Guy.

3.5/5 Stars - Netflix

Shot Caller - Movie Review



Sometimes Having No Care in this World Can cause You, Your Freedom.
Being Locked Up is No Joke.
Once You've Been Convicted & Sentenced to Jail, Forget about Your Girlfriend/Wife.
It's Unfortunate that a Man Have to Choose Sides.
He (Nikolaj Coster-Waldau aka Jacob) Did What He Had to Do to Protect his Family.
FYI: Nikolaj Coster-Waldau was in Game of Thrones, for those Who Don't Know.
This Movie is a Hidden Gem.
A Good Watch.

4/5 Stars - Netflix