Joke of the Day: Man & Wife in Jerusalem

Joke of the Day...

A man & his ever nagging wife were on a holiday trip in Jerusalem when the wife died suddenly. The undertaker said it will cost $5,000 to ship her home or $50 to bury her here. The husband said ship her home. The undertaker said "but Sir why don't you bury her in the Holy Land & save the money?" The husband said "A long, long, long time ago a man called Jesus was buried here & 3 days later he rose from the dead.... I can't take that chance with this bitch!

Kadeers!!!